Thursday, March 24, 2011

What is she DOING in there?

Neurotic Flatmate is in the shower. It's been nearly ten minutes.

So what? you may be thinking.

She is now going to bed. She will get up in eight hours and have another ten minute shower.

She does this every fucking day. What is there to do in the shower that takes that long?



  • Wanks?

    Sorry, was that rhetorical?

    By Blogger Tim Footman, at 6:55 AM  

  • You think a ten minute shower is long? Gosh.

    Maybe her morning shower is to wash her hair as she doesn't like to go to bed with wet hair.

    I have already spent too much time this morning wondering about your flatmates motives.

    By Blogger Annie, at 8:58 AM  

  • Oh god, you're a SHOWER NAZI!

    Some of us just like to take our time and treat the shower as a bit of wind-down/wake-up time.

    By Blogger LC, at 9:05 AM  

  • that doesnt' sound in any way unreasonable

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 7:41 PM  

  • Oh well, just me then. I am actually a total house Nazi and really not suited to sharing with Other People. Also very sesntive about all energy use due to recent astronomical bill and my own poverty.

    She only washes her hair about twice a week btw. She also has banned the opening of the bathroom window(?) so the house is in a permanent state of steam, condensation and damp...

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 10:13 AM  

  • ten minutes isn't that long for a shower.

    is it?

    By Blogger Derbygirl, at 7:10 AM  

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