A 40-year-old woman who's never had a cock in her mouth...
...you're picturing Anne Widdecombe, right?
Actually, she's very attractive - tiny, delicate features, dresses well, looks younger than me (35).
And she's no nun. She's slept with 20-odd men in her life, has had at least two long-ish relationship, loves "snogging" randoms. Worked as a party-hard tour rep for years in her twenties.
How can this happen? Isn't she, at least, curious? And haven't any of these men, ever ... asked?
We didn't get on to the subject of - does she, er, get but not give? I don't know how that would work - it's a reciprocal thing, surely? And if that's not part of your foreplay-type shenans, what else is there?
Maybe there really are people who turn the lights out and get undressed under the duvet?
I'm hoping to see said woman again at some point under similar (girly, tipsy) circumstances, to try to get some answers.
Actually, she's very attractive - tiny, delicate features, dresses well, looks younger than me (35).
And she's no nun. She's slept with 20-odd men in her life, has had at least two long-ish relationship, loves "snogging" randoms. Worked as a party-hard tour rep for years in her twenties.
How can this happen? Isn't she, at least, curious? And haven't any of these men, ever ... asked?
We didn't get on to the subject of - does she, er, get but not give? I don't know how that would work - it's a reciprocal thing, surely? And if that's not part of your foreplay-type shenans, what else is there?
Maybe there really are people who turn the lights out and get undressed under the duvet?
I'm hoping to see said woman again at some point under similar (girly, tipsy) circumstances, to try to get some answers.
Labels: people are mental, wtf?

9 Comments:
Good Lord, does she realise what she's missing? < cries at the thought >
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Anonymous, at 8:54 PM
Fucking hell. You'll be telling me she's never done anal next... What's wrong with some people?
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LC, at 9:09 PM
Anon - I know! and hello!
LC - given that she's at the stabilisers level (pre-vanilla?) of sex-type-tings, I don't reckon I'll even mention the existence of anal to her.
I think she might be slightly neurotic.
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Spinsterella, at 9:16 PM
actually, maybe not in her30s but certainly in her 20s Anne widdecombe
was gorgeous when she was younger
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GreatSheElephant, at 9:53 PM
Maybe she regularly does something so deliciously filthy that none of us could even imagine it, and BJs just aren’t an issue.
Wasn’t there a Tory minister in the 80s who, during a discussion of the anti-AIDS leaflets asked "sorry, what *is* oral sex?" and upon being told, said "people actually do that?"
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Tim Footman, at 11:24 PM
Well I knew someone who wasn't into receiving it! Missed opportunity! Intimacy problems!
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Anonymous, at 9:32 AM
I know TWO guys who won't let their gf's anywhere near their bits with their mouths. I was shocked.
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One Fine Weasel, at 5:26 PM
GSE - maybe so, but nothing can hide the evil in her SOUL
Tim - well, Queen Victoria didn't believe that lesbians actually existed I suppose.
Anon and OFW - really? Really??
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Spinsterella, at 8:45 PM
Truly. The thought of it terrified and revolted them. "Issues", I'd guess.
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One Fine Weasel, at 3:01 AM
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