Spinsterella

Thursday, March 03, 2011

A 40-year-old woman who's never had a cock in her mouth...

...you're picturing Anne Widdecombe, right?

Actually, she's very attractive - tiny, delicate features, dresses well, looks younger than me (35).

And she's no nun. She's slept with 20-odd men in her life, has had at least two long-ish relationship, loves "snogging" randoms. Worked as a party-hard tour rep for years in her twenties.

How can this happen? Isn't she, at least, curious? And haven't any of these men, ever ... asked?

We didn't get on to the subject of - does she, er, get but not give? I don't know how that would work - it's a reciprocal thing, surely? And if that's not part of your foreplay-type shenans, what else is there?

Maybe there really are people who turn the lights out and get undressed under the duvet?

I'm hoping to see said woman again at some point under similar (girly, tipsy) circumstances, to try to get some answers.

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9 Comments:

  • Good Lord, does she realise what she's missing? < cries at the thought >

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:54 PM  

  • Fucking hell. You'll be telling me she's never done anal next... What's wrong with some people?

    By Blogger LC, at 9:09 PM  

  • Anon - I know! and hello!

    LC - given that she's at the stabilisers level (pre-vanilla?) of sex-type-tings, I don't reckon I'll even mention the existence of anal to her.

    I think she might be slightly neurotic.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 9:16 PM  

  • actually, maybe not in her30s but certainly in her 20s Anne widdecombe
    was gorgeous when she was younger

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 9:53 PM  

  • Maybe she regularly does something so deliciously filthy that none of us could even imagine it, and BJs just aren’t an issue.

    Wasn’t there a Tory minister in the 80s who, during a discussion of the anti-AIDS leaflets asked "sorry, what *is* oral sex?" and upon being told, said "people actually do that?"

    By Blogger Tim Footman, at 11:24 PM  

  • Well I knew someone who wasn't into receiving it! Missed opportunity! Intimacy problems!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:32 AM  

  • I know TWO guys who won't let their gf's anywhere near their bits with their mouths. I was shocked.

    By Blogger One Fine Weasel, at 5:26 PM  

  • GSE - maybe so, but nothing can hide the evil in her SOUL

    Tim - well, Queen Victoria didn't believe that lesbians actually existed I suppose.

    Anon and OFW - really? Really??

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 8:45 PM  

  • Truly. The thought of it terrified and revolted them. "Issues", I'd guess.

    By Blogger One Fine Weasel, at 3:01 AM  

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