Spinsterella

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Spinsterella's Nationality Notches (Alphabetical)

  • American
  • Australian
  • English
  • Irish
  • Israeli
  • Scottish

34 Comments:

  • No no - chronologically, please.

    WV - kzdsnot. Not remotely funny. Just juvenile.

    By Blogger Mangonel, at 9:34 AM  

  • * American
    * Australian
    * English
    * Irish
    * Scottish
    * Welsh

    By Blogger M, at 12:35 PM  

  • In order of preference:

    Mexican
    Italian
    French
    English
    Thai
    Chinese
    Japanese
    Russian

    We're talking about food, right?

    By Blogger LC, at 12:56 PM  

  • ?

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 1:41 PM  

  • English, French, Italian, Canadian, South African, Irish, Scottish, American, New Zealander, Egyptian.

    I win.

    What I am not quite sure.

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 3:50 PM  

  • English, German, South African. Oh and Polish, but I don't talk about that.

    By Blogger Loganoc, at 4:13 PM  

  • Golly, you are a cosmopolitan bunch.

    By Anonymous 100 Words, at 4:30 PM  

  • in order of preference:

    with dicks.


    i thank you.

    By Blogger First Nations, at 4:37 PM  

  • girls, in order of preference:

    without dicks.

    yes indeed.

    By Blogger First Nations, at 4:37 PM  

  • I still don't understand! Are we naming the origins of our myriad ancestors? In that case (in order of descending percentage of composition):

    Polish
    German
    English
    Irish
    French

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 4:51 PM  

  • (Note I'm mostly Polish and German. That means I loathe and periodically invade myself. Also, I love sausage. Big, meaty sausage. Yessir.)

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 4:53 PM  

  • English
    American
    German
    Russian
    Scouse

    By Blogger Bowleserised, at 5:03 PM  

  • Oh, CB, CB. Drag your mind to the gutter and join the rest of us.

    English
    American
    Scottish
    Australian
    Kiwi

    By Blogger Hannah, at 5:05 PM  

  • If CB is invading herself with a big meaty sausage she's already here.

    Me: Potuguese, American, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, English, Brazilian, Australian.

    By Blogger James, at 5:48 PM  

  • I agree with First Nations, about the lack of dicks.

    By Blogger Billy, at 5:52 PM  

  • Just avoid the Dutch, is my advice.

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 6:07 PM  

  • Oh, CB...

    Notches is the clue. As in bedpost.

    Bowleserised, I've got Scouse as well (well, you've got to do a native, don't you?)

    Mine is pretty pathetic given how much time I spent travelling and hanging out with multinational folk.

    GSE definitely wins though.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 6:48 PM  

  • Oh!

    *blushes*

    in that case, English, and, erm, English.

    look i got a late start, ok?

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 10:06 PM  

  • German
    Danish
    Indian
    English
    Irish
    Welsh
    Scottish
    Canadian

    By Blogger Bex, at 8:19 AM  

  • Bloody hell - I'm 37, have lived overseas for 15 years and I can only say Scottish and English! Am I frigid?

    By Blogger Timorous Beastie, at 8:29 AM  

  • I'm so proud

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 9:57 AM  

  • Quaker
    Church of England
    Jewish
    Catholic
    Shamen

    No particular order.

    By Anonymous Fidel, at 10:16 AM  

  • I think Scouse definitely counts as a separate nationality.

    By Blogger Bowleserised, at 5:58 PM  

  • Given that most blokes are crap, and get it all wrong, and once the honeymoon period is over we are worth nothing more than weary sighs and pity sex, and we have to good humouredly sit around listening to our women and their chums moon on about who is really hot and who they would be shagging if they had any self esteem, and given that once the novelty of us has worn off we never get those shy, excited smiles anymore... what do you want from us? All you wimmin, what the hell do you really want?

    By Anonymous Mr Chirpy, at 6:34 PM  

  • I gots wot I wants.

    *smug*

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 8:56 PM  

  • Ok - as per usual I'm a bit late but here goes:

    English
    Irish
    Scouse
    Half-Chinese/Half Irish
    Afghan (do I get extra notch for being directly descended to Afghan Royal Family?)
    New Zealander
    Swiss (boRing!)
    South American

    I think that's it.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 9:21 PM  

  • Ha! This is great.

    OK then, were I to do it as per B's rules, and chronologically, Scouse would be second in line.

    Half Chines Half Irish is pretty fucking impressive.

    GSE still ahead on points though.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 10:58 PM  

  • The last time I did it with a UK citizen, Margaret Thatcher was still Prime Minister.

    (It wasn't Margaret Thatcher.)

    By Blogger Tim Footman, at 1:08 AM  

  • Ugh - Thatcher - you would be having to part the iron curtains as opposed to the beef ones! Sorry - I don't know what came over me there.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 8:48 AM  

  • English
    Malaysian
    Greek
    German
    Argentinian
    Scottish
    Half french (married that one)

    Blimey. Never thought about them like that before.

    By Blogger Fussy Bitch, at 4:56 PM  

  • I forgot Cypriot (I wonder why?)/

    By Blogger Bex, at 7:44 PM  

  • Judging by the variety of nationalities listed, you must all have got plenty of jiggy jiggy on your holidays.

    All I ever used to have to look forward to was a nice cup of tea and an omelette at the Golden Egg in Weston Super Mare or, if I was lucky, I'd dab some calamine lotion on my sunburn.

    By Blogger Betty, at 8:39 PM  

  • Betty - I thought that too - I did that too. Guilty on one account in my list of sordid international conquests.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 8:48 PM  

  • Damn my segregated life. If I were even to have notches, they'd be as follows. Mind you they're all American but seems like we're going the route of ethnicity so here goes...

    Would-be Notches:
    Mexican
    Mexican of Irish descent
    Mexican
    Mexican
    Mexican of questionable descent
    Mexican-ish
    Austrian*
    Mexican-ish

    *so this anomaly wasn't really Austrian but I designated him as such because he had a Vienna sausage as opposed to a big chorizo. He was a plain ol' white boy from Iowa.

    Do I win anything for most homogenous?

    By Blogger yezenia, at 5:13 PM  

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