Monday, February 12, 2007

Perhaps it's catching...

There appears to have been an outbreak of shagging amongst my fellow single bloggers.


And also:


(And no, I haven’t attached the wrong Gary post. Scroll down. For some reason he decided to announce that he’s had a bit of post-relationship-breakdown hot Thai lady-action by going on about his laundry for 1,500 words first. Blogs are no places for decorum and respect. They are for obnoxious rants, drunken ramblings and cat photos.)

In the increasingly unlikely event that I ever get to experience any sexual activity again before I die, you can be damn fucking sure that you’re going to hear all about it right here. In detail. IN CAPITALS. WITH PICS.

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  • Oh dear, I've just realised that 'pics' in capitals looks like 'pigs'.

    No pigs. No pics either.

    I have gone over to Beta - why is it putting my labels into alphabetical order? I am perfectly capable of doing that myself IF I WANT TO.

    Bloody Nanny State Beta...

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 9:23 PM  


    By Blogger First Nations, at 9:26 PM  

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    By Blogger James, at 9:44 PM  

  • What worked for me on Saturday - get really drunk on Friday, crawl to the pub on Saturday afternoon without shaving, without drying hair, without putting in contacts, and definitely without making the bed, and with absolutely no intention of trying to pull. Then hey presto, Irish Girl finds you irresistible. I'll be trying it again this soon.

    By Blogger James, at 9:45 PM  

  • Don't worry, boys hate me too.

    Does that make you feel at all better?

    By Blogger Warrior Two, at 10:28 PM  

  • As well as the caps and pics can we also have lots of exclamation marks. They are good.

    By Blogger Billy, at 10:50 PM  

  • Go the whole hog - do a YouTube video.

    By Blogger Hannah, at 12:41 AM  


    By Blogger Melissa, at 1:14 AM  

  • I think I've got a better chance of getting it on with pigs than with pics

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 11:42 AM  

  • Yes, I can confidntly post nonsense like that in the knowledge that it's never going to happen.

    I met a rather nice, fit bloke on Saturday night and did I even find out if he was single? No. Hopeless.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 12:10 PM  

  • I can assure you that the celibacy continus for me, in fact I think I maybe approaching the stage where I can no longer remember what goes where.

    By Blogger Flirty Something, at 2:22 PM  

  • Come on then.
    Longest celibacy wins.
    Spinny can think up the prize.
    I've been shagless since 1995.
    Beat that!

    By Blogger dive, at 3:24 PM  

  • Dive, I think that makes you a born again virgin.

    By Blogger Flirty Something, at 7:11 PM  

  • Fucking hell Dive, that's a long time...

    still, only ten-and-a-half more years and I'll be there too.

    I travelled with a VERY HOT American bloke who'd had four years of celibacy in his mid-twenties. Things just aren't right in the world.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 7:15 PM  

  • Long? They've named an entire geological era after it.

    By Blogger dive, at 12:20 PM  

  • for fuck's sake get it on with LC already!

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 4:16 PM  

  • I don't think Dive's really lc's type.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 4:35 PM  

  • I quite sincerely cannot wait.

    By Blogger Morgan, at 12:35 AM  

  • I've been having a terrible time trying to post here, but I really want to chime in and say that I with CB, you need to give it a go with LC.

    I've become quite smitten with him.

    By Blogger yezenia, at 3:54 AM  

  • Well I'm up for it spinst.

    Let's go.

    By Blogger The Overnight Editor, at 12:55 AM  

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