Saturday, October 07, 2006

Oh Fuck

I'm wearing fishnets, a feather boa, and cleavage.

He's wearing a basque, a thong, fishnet sussies, and a polyester wig.


But I've just given him my mobile number.



  • Don't panic.

    If he wears that regularly he'll probably be able to give you advice on the best shade of lipstick for your skintone.

    If he doesn't wear that regularly then he was probably very drunk and will find your number in his contacts list in six months time and say "Who the...?"

    I'm not going to ask any questions though...

    By Blogger Kellycat, at 9:17 AM  

  • he'll probably look much nicer without the fake boobs. At least you know you share a sense of humour

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 10:10 AM  

  • Well young lady, if this is how you spend your Friday evenings instead of taking cake decorating or embroidery classes you'll never be decent marriage or child rearing material.

    Mind you, he might look better without the eyeshadow on ...

    By Blogger Betty, at 12:01 PM  

  • Ah, you've been to Rocky Horror I see. I wonder if you encountered the Hairy Man? I know he had tix for last night's show. Was the bloke who gave you his number wearing transparent plastic platforms w/ 6-inch heels?

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 1:14 PM  

  • Could be worse.

    Not entirely sure how I'm going to follow that statement, but I'm sure it could be.

    By Blogger Hannah, at 3:42 PM  

  • If it was at the Rocky Horror, I assume he doesn't normally dress like that.

    By Blogger Billy, at 6:58 PM  

  • you mean people dont dress like that all the time over in britain? i am so bummed.

    (ALWAYS riffraff. always.)

    By Blogger First Nations, at 8:42 PM  

  • only in London, FN.

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 9:27 PM  

  • Oops.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:22 PM  

  • "I'm wearing fishnets, a feather boa, and cleavage."

    Excuse my pedantry Spin, but isn't cleavage something you *have* rather than *wear*?

    Or am I behind the times as usual?

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 1:07 PM  

  • If it was at Rocky horror...Ok. If it was on the bus...oh dear>

    By Blogger realdoc, at 4:36 PM  

  • S'aright kids - he hasn't called.

    (80% relief, 10% disappointment)

    And Bob, I was really pissed when I wrote that post, sorry about the lack-of-sense...although cleavage does have to be upholstered into place.

    I didn't spot Hairy Man, I'm afraid. Everyone was in 6 inch heels...

    (And always Magenta - well, I've got the frizzy hair and pale blue skin already..)

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 7:36 PM  

  • What's the other 10%?

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 9:08 PM  

  • Were you at the Conservative Party conference?

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 3:57 PM  

  • That'll be 10% despair and misery that even with boots, fishnets, tits and tonnes of slap, I still can't pull a minger. I didn't want to burden you with all that.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 7:40 PM  

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