Sunday, October 22, 2006

The Hen Do – Friday Night

Or – the Least Subtle Chat-up Line Ever

We missed it. After five hours on the M-fucking-4, Nikki and I arrived in London at nearly midnight. The rest of the hens had had an interesting night though.

They went to a salsa club. Which was filled, of course, with sleazy married middle-aged men. Becky, who is almost six foot tall and isn’t the skinniest lass in the world, was dancing with a short Bavarian called Tony.

"I will lick you out," he said to her in his heavily-accented English.

She was so startled that she didn’t respond. Encouraged, Tony continued.

"I will do anything you want."

"But you’re married!" Becky said, pointing at his wedding ring.

"Yes," he said, "for one night only."

Can’t believe she turned him down, eh?


  • urgh. Just urgh.

    He's an Oktoberpest

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 5:39 PM  

  • What I've never understood is why they don't just take the wedding rings off. Is it that difficult to do?

    And what GSE said, of course.

    By Blogger Billy, at 5:55 PM  

  • Spin,
    Lay eggs.
    Were they sleazy because they were middle-age and married, or sleazy in spite of?

    By Blogger Remiman, at 6:10 PM  

  • URGH! gross

    By Blogger mimi buzzard, at 6:32 PM  

  • The wedding rings stay on so all the lucky ladies know that if they do get lucky it will be 'for one night only'.

    Sleaziness was due to the groping - nothing to do with age or status.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 7:02 PM  

  • And they say chivalry is dead...

    By Blogger Hannah, at 1:18 PM  

  • Wouldn't a spoon be more hygienic?

    By Blogger Geoff, at 1:22 PM  

  • I've never been in a salsa club, are they always filled with 'sleazy, middle-aged, married men?'

    By Blogger realdoc, at 3:15 PM  

  • ew.

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 6:22 PM  

  • I must now bathe in lye.

    By Blogger First Nations, at 7:21 PM  

  • I never notice if people are wearing wedding rings or not. I wouldn't know what finger they're supposed to go on or anything.

    But yeah, anyway, urrfgh.

    By Blogger Annie Rhiannon, at 8:06 PM  

  • Geoff - lol and all that bollocks - you just made me snort water out of my nose.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 6:25 AM  

  • "I wouldn't know what finger they're supposed to go on or anything."

    Annie Rhiannon

    "Third finger, left hand - that's where he placed the wedding band..."

    Martha Reeves & the Vandellas

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 9:30 AM  

  • Mrs Rine went to one last month at Butlins Skegness, the "Hen Do Temple".

    It was all stag and hen do's with matching T-shirts but she declined to get involved with "Daves Stag Do".

    "I'm not dancing with anyone who can't manage an apostrophe".

    By Blogger The Murphmeister, at 2:58 PM  

  • But it;s inspired some great comments, so she was doing us all a public service.

    By Blogger looby, at 4:33 PM  

  • I do hope Tony was wearing a Tyrolean hat. In my dreams he always will do.

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 11:11 AM  

  • Maybe that was as high up as his mouth could reach?

    By Blogger antonym, at 1:48 PM  

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