Wednesday, September 20, 2006

There is a God...

...and he is listening.

Just not very carefully.

For fuck's sake. Not
that one, the other one.

(Also: to celebrate his 500th (!!!) post, it's your chance to BE Bob Swipe.)


  • They say that just when you need to be punished God answers your prayers.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:56 AM  

  • I liked the papers on Beeb Breakfast this a.m.

    There was a battle between the red tops to inflate the speed he'd been travelling at....."...in 285 mph Crash horror..."...."in 315 mph auto terror..." etc. etc.

    Mind you, imagine how even more unbearably smug he'll be if he pulls through...

    That said - I laughed more reading Yellow Dog out loud and getting funny looks from my fellow Care in the Community minibus passengers...

    Thanks for the link - I'm sure you'd do a brillo Bob impression - have a 'buie or two and give it a go...

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 9:31 AM  

  • Wouldn't it have been funny if he was driving a Stingray?

    No? Oh.

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 10:02 AM  

  • I was thinking the EXACT same thing earlier, but didn't dare say it out loud.

    By Blogger Miss Meep, at 12:23 PM  

  • What if he'd been driving the stingray!?

    Mmm, doesn't quite make sense does it. I'll, er, excuse me, I've got an important meeting...

    By Blogger babyatom, at 1:06 PM  

  • I have long been convinced that "Jeremy Clarkson" is an act put on by someone who doesn't actually like cars and espouses liberal views about European integration and is merely adopting this persona to annoy me.

    By Blogger Billy, at 1:58 PM  

  • wyndham: HA! (sick, but funny)

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 6:02 PM  

  • I always liked Jeremy Clarkson and the rest. It's one of my many character flaws. I feel real bad about it though. What if he dies? Then you'd feel bad. On the other hand, I'm in Oz and got told off for making Stingray jokes about Steve Irwin...

    By Anonymous NoShitSherlock, at 9:06 AM  

  • I dislike him. I don't see why his death would make any difference to that. Dying doesn't make one any less offensive.

    By Anonymous riddledwiththepox, at 12:36 PM  

  • Well, at least he didn't take any by-standers or passers-by with him, unlike many boy racers

    By Anonymous Gert, at 1:31 PM  

  • Was he playing Born To Be Wild on the car stereo?

    Jeremy would have.

    By Blogger Geoff, at 4:05 PM  

  • I love the way the whiners are carping on about what a waste of the licence fee all this is. If you ask me, Songs of Praise, Ready Steady Cook, Strictly Come Dancing and What Not To Wear are all a fucking tragic waste of my licence fee and it's a crying shame that none of their presenters get brain damaged so that people start demanding to have the shows taken off the air.

    Frankly I think high speed crashes and jet powered rocket cars deliver excellent entertainment value for our money.

    By Blogger LC, at 4:56 PM  

  • be bob swipe. god knows i want to. god knows i tried. i went and looked all over the place but i couldn't find the little door behind the filing cabinet.

    where ya bin lately, spin?

    By Blogger First Nations, at 5:29 PM  

  • a truly despicable character, mr clarkson

    although, like billy, part of me imagines he is adopting this f*ckwit persona just to annoy me

    By Blogger Urban Chick, at 1:48 PM  

  • FN - just busy busy busy.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 6:49 PM  

  • To elaborate; I worked twelve days in a row then I went to Welsh Wales this weekend and climbed Peny-fan (which is a big hill) and drank shitloads of red wine.

    There was a fit bloke at the top of the mountain. Maybe I should take up hiking or some other manly sport.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 8:10 PM  

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