Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Off to Cornwall...

(Jaysus, it's an awful bloody long way away, isn't it?)


  • Oh woe, Spinny - a week earlier and we'd have crossed paths.... and you could have seen me in my hastily purchased silly sun hat, looking like a cunt.

    Have a super smashing time - it really is a lovely part of the world. Apart from the seagulls.

    Who are cunts.

    Noisy ones at that.


    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 11:50 AM  

  • Bristol is ideally placed for jaunts down to Cornwall. Think yourself lucky you don't have to get there from Leicester.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:09 PM  

  • Or north Norfolk.

    By Blogger Who is this Dave?, at 1:08 PM  

  • Ah but when you're in Bristol you think, "I can't be far away from Cornwall, I'm already in the South West."


    By Blogger Billy, at 2:27 PM  

  • ..or Trinidad and Tobago...by coracle.....

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 4:36 PM  

  • Yup, tis a long way, especially from Edinburgh. Have fun.

    By Blogger Hannah, at 8:03 PM  

  • yes, it is a long way. and it's post-industrially bleak, and therefore rubbish. still, looe is nice, and the eden project.

    and at least it's miles from norfolk.

    By Blogger surly girl, at 9:35 PM  

  • oh my god. you people and your teeny tiny country! hells, back where i'm from we drive 2 hours for a decent resturaunt.

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 11:11 PM  

  • Especially coming in from NZ...

    By Blogger No Shit Sherlock, at 5:31 AM  

  • "we drive 2 hours for a decent resturaunt."

    You can easily do that in London CB.

    And still not find one.

    And then get shot in the bonce on suspicion of being a Mujeheddin.

    (And they STILL gave us the cunting Olympics)

    Sorry, I'll lay off the cunt word from now on, I promise...

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 8:56 AM  

  • Cunting hell Bob can you stop saying cunt!?

    Cornwall - fucking love it. Apparently Cornwall has the biggest number of paedophiles in the country. I know that as a really weird minicab driver from Padstow called Bob told me. Bob's Taxi's Padstow - very efficient service complete with bizarre social comment to make you anxious as you fly around those blind bends.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 9:45 AM  

  • I had that Rock Mother in the back of my cab. What a cunt!

    Bob the Taxi (available for hire in the Devon & Cornwall area 24/7, only you won't get me going East of the Camel Estuary after 10pm - what do you take me for? A RIGHT cunt or sumfink????)

    (sorry, that's definitely the last cunt word now...even I'M getting worried)

    Hope you're enjoying the seagulls Spin.

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 12:12 PM  

  • whats in cornwall?

    tintagel? wal mart? chicken fried steak?


    By Blogger First Nations, at 5:34 PM  

  • No just lots of paedophiles and pasties and seagulls.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 8:23 PM  

  • oh my god, FN. you got tintagel and walmart into the same sentence. that has GOT to be a first.

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 9:40 PM  

  • I find it impossible to say 'Corwall' without putting on a stupid accent. Carnwaarll.

    By Blogger LC, at 10:34 PM  

  • Well distance is all relative innit....I mean in terms of distance we are used to travelling here in Australia, anywhere in UK to Cornwall is no distance at all...However, were I contemplating allowing someone to drag me by the balls, from the back of their car....then yes, it's a fucking long way!

    By Blogger Fewclewz, at 1:58 AM  

  • Cornwall was a nice place, but now its just full of cockney wankers! Padstow in particular is just spoilt by that fucking cunt infestation, Rick Stien.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:50 AM  

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