Friday, June 09, 2006


There are only two types of men in the world.

Those who leap up and frantically start daubing at themselves with bits of tissue the second after they've come.

And those who don't.


  • Yes, and the first kind need to be shot.

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 10:53 AM  

  • Or even worse - their underpants that they had only cast off 1min and 27 secs beforehand. Ugh!

    By Blogger rockmother, at 11:01 AM  

  • The guys that don't are only waiting for you to do it for them.

    Either that or we've already fallen asleep.

    I mean, they've fallen asleep.

    Of course.

    By Blogger Tim Footman, at 11:16 AM  

  • Girlfriend's towel, every time.

    By Blogger The Blind Flaneur, at 2:23 PM  

  • iiiiiiiiiinteresting. does this mean what i think it means?

    By Blogger First Nations, at 3:02 PM  

  • i don't think i've ever experienced the first kind. seems overly fussy.

    By Blogger Kirses, at 3:10 PM  

  • Know what you mean - I hate it when girls jump up and run to the bathroom to wash their face the second after you've come.

    *gets coat*

    By Blogger LC, at 4:42 PM  

  • Oh dear. Bad recent experience??

    By Blogger Hannah, at 6:29 PM  

  • *laughing his ass off at lc*

    *gets coat*

    By Anonymous riddledwiththepox, at 7:18 PM  

  • Running off to the bathroom and washing their face is better than gagging and retching in front of you. A discrete (I think I spelt that wrong but you know what I mean) wipe on the pillowcase works quite well I find - or even better - your partner's shoulder in a pseudo, semi post-coital snuggle. Christ, that sounds like a Viz top tip.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 7:30 PM  

  • Tissues? No, never. Make a nice cold spot on the sheets instead!

    By Blogger Billy, at 9:44 PM  

  • Ew. I really don't know what to say... And why are you all getting your coat? *confused and naive*

    By Blogger No Shit Sherlock, at 9:11 AM  

  • Or a nearby curtain as one charming bloke I encountered did. It's safe to say I didn't go back there!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:41 PM  

  • Sherlock - you're clearly not old enough to remember the Fast Show. "I'll Get My Coat" is a traditional platitude offered by somebody who has just said something competely disgusting and uncalled for..

    I find myself using it a lot.

    By Blogger LC, at 10:54 PM  

  • The curtains?

    Shit, I thought that only happened in 'The Fat Slags'.

    And Hannah, I haven't had any experiences recently...


    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 2:39 PM  

  • This is extremely gross, but I'd just like to present a defence here. I've never taken a position on this; dab sometimes, sometimes not. If you don't dab, you end up with frosting gumming up your hairy areas and then a shower is required. The "not" is when one is just too blissed out or shagged out to bother. SNNNGKX!

    By Blogger DavetheF, at 6:33 PM  

  • I'd tend to agree with the "Derek & Clive" way of using the curtains.

    What's that you say?

    You have venetian blinds?

    Yeah, I always thought the Italians were wankers.

    *Get's coat and buggers off*

    By Blogger Istvanski, at 6:43 PM  

  • I've never even thought about it, but now that you mention it......I guess I just leave it to drip dry!

    By Blogger Fewclewz, at 10:24 AM  

  • The curtains! I think that is both hilarious and f*cking horrendous all at the same time. Dirty! Blimey, my word verification is coqher. How apt.

    By Blogger rockmother, at 10:35 AM  

  • So I knew a guy who seemed to retch at the sight of his own cum.

    I say "seemed to". I didnt stick around long after that to find out whether that was what caused the retch.

    What a freak!

    By Anonymous Hem, at 10:15 PM  

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