Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Adam's Lessons in Life (Part II)

"Fussy don't fuck."


  • well, they do say that "all a girl has to do to be good in bed is turn up". (I forget who said that but it was a man)
    this isn't true, of couse, but I do suspect that bad sex for a guy is still better than bad sex for a girl. So while it may be true that being fussy means less sex, I'd rather have less of the bad sex, ta very much. And I don't know about anyone else, but I can't stand to think of giving some complete tosser a good lay, when he doesn't deserve it - see, to want to sleep with a guy, I've got to consider him 'worthy' and he has to prove himself worth my time - which is a bit fucked up I know but I can't help it. But this philosophy has served me well - I wonder if it all goes back to evolution being driven by female choice.

    By Anonymous undercovercookie, at 10:46 AM  

  • ain't that the truth. Sadly, the older I get the fussier I get, while simultaneously the older men get, the saggier, hairier and smellier they get. I forecast much further abstinence.

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 1:30 PM  

  • It's funny, I keep getting older but men stay the same age.

    By Blogger Kebab, at 1:52 PM  

  • how I wish...
    Nowadays the ones I fancy just cringe or laugh and run away

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 2:43 PM  

  • agree re the less of bad sex thing...it's a waste of my time :)

    By Blogger Kirses, at 4:25 PM  

  • I'm all for fussiness.

    By Blogger Annie Rhiannon, at 5:15 PM  

  • Hmmm.

    But it's increasingly looking like the last time was The Last Time.

    Oh God.

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 6:54 PM  

  • I'm male, and I'm fussy.

    I like dark haired small breasted females with a sense of humour and a copy of the OED.

    It's the solstice you know.

    By Blogger garfer, at 2:04 AM  

  • sounds suspiciously like 'some betta than none'.

    none betta than crappy.

    By Blogger First Nations, at 2:17 AM  

  • But the problem with being too fussy, is that you never get to find out whether they're good/bad at the sex in the first place. Everybody has standards, but you can't complain about not getting any if you set the bar too high.*

    *This from a man who dumped somebody because she read the Daily Mail...

    By Blogger LC, at 9:09 AM  

  • Absolute minimum standards:


    Between the ages of 20 and 50

    Not a Daily fucking Mail reader

    By Blogger Spinsterella, at 9:36 AM  

  • Daily Mail readers are Nazis who haven't realised it yet anyway. You're well shot of him. Don't worry, you are teh smex and you know it.

    By Blogger No Shit Sherlock, at 10:44 AM  

  • "...the older men get, the saggier, hairier and smellier they get."

    You missed out tyhe bit about our cocks starting to drop off, GSE....

    ....(Or is that just me??)

    By Blogger Robert A. Swipe, at 11:08 AM  

  • Some of my best friends are Daily Mail readers. The fools. But at least they're not reading The Express.

    Fussy can be good, in the right context.

    By Blogger Billy, at 11:56 AM  

  • There is just no excuse for reading the Daily Mail - ever - which is why you'll always find me with a copy of The Star in my pocket.

    I'm not fussy and neither, clearly, is my girlfriend.

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 12:02 PM  

  • I'm not sure it's actually possible to claim to be a Daily Star reader, isn't it manly pictures? Or did you mean The Morning Star comrade Wyndham?

    By Anonymous Wolfie Smith, at 8:10 AM  

  • I think manly pictures in this context works almost as well as the intended word mainly. I blame the oppression of the proletariat and the falling standards of edukashun in skools toady.

    By Anonymous Wolfie Smith, at 8:31 AM  

  • Foxie, who needs edukashun when you can look at a pretty lady every day for the price of a few coppers? Magic!

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 10:36 AM  

  • I've been singing "Fussy don't fuck" to the tune of "Papa don't preach" for 2 days now.

    Make it stop... please!

    By Blogger Billy, at 1:48 PM  

  • Bob sweetie, that was just you.

    By Blogger GreatSheElephant, at 6:17 PM  

  • fussy fussy fussy people.... i'm not fussy.

    By Blogger treespotter, at 5:45 AM  

  • thank you, billy! "fussy don't fuck" is a distinct improvement over that vindaloo football song, which has been in my head for over a week now. i will now attempt to replace it with your annoying tune.

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 9:40 AM  

  • Sometimes "fussy" is because they're afraid to fuck. Their requirements conveniently preclude them from the meat-market. It's not dissimilar to the adolescent schoolgirl who developes a crush on a teacher in order to avoid the scary prospect of dealing with boys her own age.

    "...the older men get, the saggier, hairier and smellier they get." And women don't? Hmmm...

    By Anonymous Don, at 11:06 AM  

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