Sunday, February 12, 2006

Ex Story # 6

One of the least nice things he ever said to me:

"I’ve gone out with a lot of extremely beautiful women"

I’m not exactly lacking in self-confidence, but I challenge even the most well-balanced woman to hear that phrase and NOT interpret it as "I’ve gone out with tonnes of girls who are much better-looking than you".

In a rare moment of sensitivity, he realised that I was hurt by this remark. He reassured me by saying, "But I’m going out with YOU". That, apparently, should be enough…


  • My, this guy sounds like a total wanker. Was he?

    By Blogger patroclus, at 6:35 PM  

  • jesus, where do FIND these idiots?

    and why did you leave them alive?

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 2:26 AM  

  • hmm. i'd be willing to bet my left peg that it was bollocks in any case...

    By Anonymous riddledwiththepox, at 6:11 AM  

  • It's the "extremely" that shows the class touch. I would never get away with the "extremely." Hats off to him. "I've gone out with lots of extremely beautiful women."

    Actually, and the "lots." Wouldn't get away with that either.

    By Blogger Wyndham, at 10:24 AM  

  • Git. Why on earth do we subject ourselves to this. They should all be castrated at birth.

    Not that I'm bitter or anything.

    Meanwhile, I'm off to the nunnery on the 8th floor of my building.

    By Blogger Cleavers, at 2:30 PM  

  • That is some smooth talking, there. What a charmer.

    Someone said something similar to me, once. I think it smacks of misogyny and knobishness.

    By Blogger Léonie, at 4:42 PM  

  • the good thing about this Spinny is he is showing up in your 'ex stories'. Wouldn't it be grim if you were still with a loser like that?

    By Blogger Kyahgirl, at 5:16 PM  

  • ex story #1: "you have a body like one of those renaissance masterpiece paintings...

    ...you would have been really pretty 500 years ago."

    (I wish i were making this up.)

    By Blogger Chaucer's Bitch, at 5:52 PM  

  • I'm with Patroclus, the dude sounds like a wanker!

    By Blogger Fuckkit, at 6:10 PM  

  • what they said^^

    my god, he sounds like a real prize. am scared i might have gone out with him myself at some point.

    By Blogger surly girl, at 8:06 PM  

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